36 Hilarious Running Shirts

Are you sitting down? Good because you are about to laugh your face off. I was perusing Pinterest yesterday and I was on the floor laughing at all the funny running shirts. I am going to start a GoFundMe just so I can acquire all of these shirts and sweaters. I WANT THEM ALL! Most of these shirts are for sale, just click the picture and it will take you to the vendor's website. So here is your ab workout for the day, I present to you 36 Hilarious Running Shirts.

Before we even get started, this shirt wins.

I Run The Way Boys Fall In Love With Me. Slowly, And Then Not At All.

1. Slow Runners Make Fast Runners Look Good You're Welcome

2. I Run I'm Slower Than Internet Explorer On A 90's Dial Up Connection But I Run

3. I Run So I Can Eat Cupcakes

4. I Run Because I Really Like Beer

5. Forget Skinny I'm Training To Become A Bad Ass

6. I Run Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon

7. Running Destroyed My Social Life J/K I Never Had One

8. This Seems Like A Lot Of Work For A Free Banana

9. Run Like Dementors Are Chasing You

10. On A Scale Of 1-10 I'm a 13.1

11. 5K Mommy 3.1 Miles Of Peace and Quiet

12. Eat Cupcakes Run Hard 

13. Run Like You're Late for Platform 9 3/4

14. If Found On The Ground Drag Over The Finish Line

15. They Keep You Alive <3


16. I RUN BETTER THAN THE GOVERNMENT

17. Shut Up! I'm NOT "almost there!"

18. Where the (Blank) Is The Finish Line

19. 13.1 it seemed like a good idea at the time

20. Never Too Sore For A #Selfie

21. I've Got The Runs 

22. Run More Than Your Mouth

23. Hakuna Masquata It Means Nice Booty

24. RUN LIKE CHANNING TATUM IS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE FINISH LINE

25. I WANT TO PUNCH RUNNING IN THE FACE

26. RUN LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE CHOPPA

27. i'm only doing this so i can post a picture on facebook.

28. It's Not Swagger I'm Just Sore

29. I Run Because I Really Like Chocolate

30. I Like Running Because I Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Like Food

31. I Run I'm Slower Than A Herd of Turtles Stampeding Through Peanut Butter But I Run

32. Running Makes Me Feel Less Like I Want To Kill People

33. Why Are All of These Princesses Chasing Me?!?

Why Are All These Princesses Chasing Me

34. Exercise Gives You Endorphins Endorphins Make You Happy Happy People Just Don't Shoot Their Husbands They Just Don't

35. Running Cheaper Than Therapy

36. Running Is A Mental Sport And We're All Insane

Until tomorrow, #RunSelifeRepeat.

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Kelly Roberts

My name is Kelly Roberts and I am a 25 year old New York City resident. My story made headlines when I took selfies with hot guys “hottie hunting” my way through the NYC Half Marathon. My blog, www.RunSelfieRepeat.com is bursting with humor and personal stories that lend an insight into the world of running and lead you to believe that just about anyone, regardless of their fitness level, can and should fall in love with running. Though currently an avid runner, I never would have predicted I would run marathons. I was the kid who used to hide in the bushes or play dead to get out of running the mile in school. I HATED running. But running has given me a purpose. It’s shown me that I really am limitless. In the two years since I started running, I’ve run multiple half marathons, 10ks, and 5ks, and two full marathons. My mission is to inspire others to find the courage to say yes to themselves all the while making them laugh hysterically because laughing is the solution to everything.