Are you sitting down? Good because you are about to laugh your face off. I was perusing Pinterest yesterday and I was on the floor laughing at all the funny running shirts. I am going to start a GoFundMe just so I can acquire all of these shirts and sweaters. I WANT THEM ALL! Most of these shirts are for sale, just click the picture and it will take you to the vendor's website. So here is your ab workout for the day, I present to you 36 Hilarious Running Shirts.
Before we even get started, this shirt wins.
I Run The Way Boys Fall In Love With Me. Slowly, And Then Not At All.
1. Slow Runners Make Fast Runners Look Good You're Welcome
2. I Run I'm Slower Than Internet Explorer On A 90's Dial Up Connection But I Run
3. I Run So I Can Eat Cupcakes
4. I Run Because I Really Like Beer
5. Forget Skinny I'm Training To Become A Bad Ass
6. I Run Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon
7. Running Destroyed My Social Life J/K I Never Had One
8. This Seems Like A Lot Of Work For A Free Banana
9. Run Like Dementors Are Chasing You
10. On A Scale Of 1-10 I'm a 13.1
11. 5K Mommy 3.1 Miles Of Peace and Quiet
12. Eat Cupcakes Run Hard
13. Run Like You're Late for Platform 9 3/4
14. If Found On The Ground Drag Over The Finish Line
15. They Keep You Alive <3
16. I RUN BETTER THAN THE GOVERNMENT
17. Shut Up! I'm NOT "almost there!"
18. Where the (Blank) Is The Finish Line
19. 13.1 it seemed like a good idea at the time
20. Never Too Sore For A #Selfie
21. I've Got The Runs
22. Run More Than Your Mouth
23. Hakuna Masquata It Means Nice Booty
24. RUN LIKE CHANNING TATUM IS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE FINISH LINE
25. I WANT TO PUNCH RUNNING IN THE FACE
26. RUN LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE CHOPPA
27. i'm only doing this so i can post a picture on facebook.
28. It's Not Swagger I'm Just Sore
29. I Run Because I Really Like Chocolate
30. I Like Running Because I Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Like Food
31. I Run I'm Slower Than A Herd of Turtles Stampeding Through Peanut Butter But I Run
32. Running Makes Me Feel Less Like I Want To Kill People
33. Why Are All of These Princesses Chasing Me?!?
34. Exercise Gives You Endorphins Endorphins Make You Happy Happy People Just Don't Shoot Their Husbands They Just Don't
35. Running Cheaper Than Therapy
36. Running Is A Mental Sport And We're All Insane
Until tomorrow, #RunSelifeRepeat.