35 Hilarious Running Shirts You Need Right Now

There is absolutely nothing I love more than a hilarious running shirt. We've all seen funny shirts at race expos or online and thought, "Where do I get that shirt!?!?" WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! Every shirt is available to buy on either Activate Apparel or Look Human, simply click the image if you want to know what colors/fabrics/styles it comes in. (I want them all!) Here are 35 hilarious running shirts that you need RIGHT NOW:

For The Disney Lovers --

1. I Run Faster Than Cinderella Runs From Commitment

2. These Are My Glass Slippers

3. Hakuna Masquata It Means Nice Booty

Hakuna Masquata It Means Nice Booty (THE BAG!)

4. I Don't Sweat This Is Pixie Dust

5. Run Like You Pretty Much Just Froze All Of Arendelle & Started An Eternal Winter

For The Harry Potter Lovers --

6. I'm Here To Run Not Waste Time On Muggles

7. I Solemnly Swear That I Will Work Out Tomorrow

For My Lord Of The Ring's Fans --

8. Run Like Gandalf Just Told You To

For The Marathoners --

9. Run A Marathon They Said It'll Be Fun They Said

10. I Thought They Said 2.62 Miles

11. 26.2 Feet From My Bed To My Fridge

12. 26.3 I Got Lost

For My Runners Who Need Some Swoon Worthy Motivation--

13. Run Like Ryan Gosling Is Waiting For You At The Finish Line

14. Run Like Channing Tatum Is At The Finish Line

For My Half Marathoners --

15. On A Scale Of One To Ten I'm A 13.1

For My #RunToEat Runners --

16. I Like Running Because I Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Like Food

17. Fitness? More Like Fitness Whole Pizza In My Mouth

18. I Run For Cupcakes

19. Run Now Wine Later

For My Treadmill Speed Racers --

20. Running On The Treadmill Next To Me? Get Ready To Race

21. Silently Racing The People on The Other Treadmills

For My Funny Runners --

22. Run Like You're Being Chased By Crippling Student Loans

23. I Don't Trust People Who Like Running

24. Damn Right I'm Running This

25. Ruck Funning

26. Running Partners

27. Sole Mates

28. On Your Left

29. I Run Slow So I Can Make Everyone Else Look Good (You're Welcome)

30. I Run I'm Slower Than Internet Explorer On A 90's Dial up Connection But I Run

31. Time To Workout But First Let Me Take A #Selfie

32. Exercise Gives You Endorphins Endorphins Make You Happy Happy People Just Don't Shoot Their Husbands They Just Don't

For All Of You Who Do Your Prescribed Squats --

33. To Squat Or Not To Squat What A Dumb Question

34. United Squats Of America

And Last But Certainly Not Least...

35. Life Is Better When You're Running

Allow me to introduce you to the people who bring you these hilarious gems. Print Syndicate, the parent company of Look Human and Activate Apparel enables self-expression through exceptional design. The ecommerce company essentially takes Internet/Pop Culture gold, turns it into digital art and prints the design on apparel, home goods and more.

Look Human—the most well-known sub-brand of Print Syndicate—celebrates the fun-loving, free-spirits who love a good time, wear their souls on their sleeves and refuse to be tamed.

Activate Apparel—a sub-brand of Print Syndicate—is an e-retailer that believes you can have your cake and not feel bad about it at all. The brand, perfect for the fitness enthusiast with a sense of style and humor (Kelly raises her hand), believes that fitness is as much about attitude as it is about fortitude. (Kelly nods in agreement.)

My favorite part about these shirts is that they are quality athletic shirts. I'm always hesitant to buy funny workout shirts online because every time I get them they are either cheap, see through and I can't workout in them! But these shirts are sweat whicking and perfect for serious workouts. I've worn my Activate Apparel shirts to spin which is the true sweat test (I sweat maybe 10X more than the average human whenever I spin) and they aren't 20 pounds and dripping post workout. I'm obsessed with all of their shirts. I want them all.

Which are your favorites?!?!?! Until next time, #RunSelfieRepeat.

This post is sponsored by Print Syndicate.

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Kelly Roberts

It all started when a silly joke made headlines back in 2014 when I took selfies with hot guys “hottie hunting” my way through the New York City Half Marathon. But ironically enough, I haven't always been a runner. As the self-proclaimed former President of the "I f*cking hate running club", I spent most of my life finding ways to avoid physical activity. Growing up, I missed over 70 days of PE my senior year. Working out was something I thought I had to suffer through in order to lose weight. 

Then, in 2009, my younger brother passed away unexpectedly and struggling to manage my grief, I gained more than 75 pounds. With the weight gain came a new fight to regain my sense of self and learn to love the body I saw when I looked in the mirror. Then one Thanksgiving morning, drowning in grief and self doubt, I decided to go for a run. I didn't make it half way down my street before I had to stop to walk but for some reason, struggling forward made more sense than getting back into bed. It turns out that running is a lot like grief, neither ever really get easier, you just get stronger. 

Over time, I realized that while some people are in fact born runners, others are made. I created this blog Run, Selfie, Repeat and my new podcast by the same name with the hopes to inspire others to say yes to themselves while making them laugh hysterically because laughing, in my opinion, is the solution to everything. 

Named by Women's Running as one of twenty women who are changing the sport of running and by Competitor Magazine as one of 12 Influential and inspiring runners under 30, my mission is to inspire others to get embrace a healthy lifestyle and pursue the strongest version of themselves possible.