The Definitive List of Funny Roberts Family Spectator Signs

If hilarious race day spectator signs were an Olympic sport, my family would be on the 2016 #RoadToRio. In need of some funny race day sign suggestions? Here are my favorite Roberts family race day spectator signs ranked from "Still funny" to "Hold on while I catch my breath because I'm laughing so hard" as of June 2016. (I'll add to the list as more signs are made.) Ready? LET'S DO THIS --

15. Run like Maury just told you, "You are the father!".

14. If Kate Middleton looked like she did yesterday, you can finish.

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

13. Marathon and chill?

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

12. Run like Prince Harry runs from commitment.

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

For those international races...

11. Free wifi ahead, run faster.

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

10. Need $ for next marathon. Please help. God bless.

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

9. Free marathon foto coupon codes ahead. RUN FASTER!

8. Run like millennials run from commitment.

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

7. Have you seen Kelly anyone? How far back is Kelly?

**Bonus points for execution Mom.**

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

A classic...

6. That bad tinder date's behind you, run faster!

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

5. Take your time...we have enough beer to last us another 4 hours!

4. Damn runners back at it again with the marathon.

3. Run like Kim Kardashian runs from untouched selfies.

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

2. Free Hamilton tickets at the finish line!

(Now you know why I ran a huge PR at the New York City half marathon this year.)

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

And the sign that I don't think will ever be topped...

1. John -- You're a cheating bastard!

Funny Race Day Spectator Signs That Will Make You LOL

What is the funniest race day sign you've ever seen?

Until next time, #RunSelfieRepeat.

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Kelly Roberts

My name is Kelly Roberts and I am a 25 year old New York City resident. My story made headlines when I took selfies with hot guys “hottie hunting” my way through the NYC Half Marathon. My blog, www.RunSelfieRepeat.com is bursting with humor and personal stories that lend an insight into the world of running and lead you to believe that just about anyone, regardless of their fitness level, can and should fall in love with running. Though currently an avid runner, I never would have predicted I would run marathons. I was the kid who used to hide in the bushes or play dead to get out of running the mile in school. I HATED running. But running has given me a purpose. It’s shown me that I really am limitless. In the two years since I started running, I’ve run multiple half marathons, 10ks, and 5ks, and two full marathons. My mission is to inspire others to find the courage to say yes to themselves all the while making them laugh hysterically because laughing is the solution to everything.